Even though I have a page dedicated to essentially spelling out exactly how to win me over it still amazes me how many would-be/wannabe slaves still manage to fail miserably. In fact, I cannot tell you how many have said they’ve read that page and other parts of my site only to still do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what it spells out. There are times when so very many different slaves have made the same exact mistakes that I have to wonder if it’s just one person using dozens of different accounts because the issues are almost identical across the board.

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As such, I’m going to use this page here to rant about very specific issues that I keep coming across. I strongly suggest that if you have any intention of serving me in a real-life setting that you make sure you avoid these things.

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1. I tell the slave to read my advice page and/or tell them straight-up that the conversation is far too one-sided. The slave then says things like:
   * Well, I just figured I’d get to know you once we’re together
   * I don’t know what to talk about
   * I don’t really know anything about you (I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s the problem – so ask questions).

2. The slave says in their profile that they’ve been a submissive/slave or have dreamt of being such since they were young (or many years). One of the first things I ask a slave is to tell me about their vision. When they close their eyes to envision what serving in a real-life situation will be like, to paint me a picture – I get these vague responses:
   * To do whatever makes you happy
   * To serve you in any way you want to be served
   * I’m not sure, I figured you’d tell me
   — If this is something that you’ve dreamt about for years do NOT give me this bullshit kind of answer. If this is how limited your “dreams” are or you are that incapable of expressing yourself then you are NOT right for my service.

3. Do NOT claim to have no limits and then go and list limits (in the very same profile you just said you had no limits in or through email). Alternatively, do not claim to be a no limits slave without fully understanding the very vast amount of things that people can do to others (with or without consent). Claiming to be a no limits slave is very serious so I will likely start with giving you plenty of examples of extreme things to make sure you’ve really thought this declaration through.